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Blind Man In The Bar

Ben (TopSpeed.Topic.Chat)

A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake.  He finds his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.  The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.  What's more,  the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter.  The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.

Think about it seriously, Mister.  You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times