Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant near the White House.
Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad.
Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
She is absolutely horrified! "Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of "moral rectitude" to the White House. Now I see I
was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you," and with that retort, she marches off.
Vice President Cheney leans over and sheepishly says, "George, I think it's pronounced ...QUICHE."