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Male Language Patterns


"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are,"
REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."

"This relationship is getting too serious,"
REALLY MEANS, "I like you as much as I like my truck."

"We share the housework,"
 REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."

"I don't need to read the instructions,"
REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."