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Old Country Doctor

Robert (TopSpeed.Topic.Chat)

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.  It was so far out, there was no electricity.  When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.  The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see,  while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so. 

The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.  Spank him again," the 5-year-old said.