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Adults say the darndest things...

Source:
Mike's Funnies

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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to payhis taxes.
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They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.

-- Congressman Joe Early (D-Mass) at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal.
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It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.

-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were sleeping on the job.
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 I didn't accept it. I received it.

-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.
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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flyingmade what I was doing spying.

-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, inan interview after he was returned to the US.
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I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.

-- President Richard Nixon
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.