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The Perfect Husband

Ben (TopSpeed.Topic.Chat)

Several men are sitting around in the sauna room of a private club after exercising.  Suddenly a cell phone rings.  After a couple of rings, the man sitting closest to it picks it up, nonchalantly flipping it open.  The following conversation ensues:


"Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?"


"Great!  I'm at the mall.  I just saw the most beautiful ranch mink.  It's absolutely gorgeous!  Can I get it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500.00."

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

"Ahhhhhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models.  There was one I REALLY liked.  I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price.  I thought that since we still need to exchange last years BMW??"

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $65,000..."

"OK, but for that price I want all the options."

"Great!  Before we hang up, one more thing....."


"I checked with the real estate agent again this morning.  Remember the house we looked at last year? The one with the pool, English Garden, and beachfront?  It's back on the market!"

"What are they asking?"

"Only $650,000 - a magnificent price!  It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling our bank account?. It looks as if we can easily swing it??"

"Ok, give them an offer --but start at $500,000.  OK?"

"OK, sweetie.  Thanks!  I love you!  Bye!"

"You, too...Bye."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, holds the phone up in the air, and shouts out  -- "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"