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Woman's Prayer

Source:
Russ (TopSpeed. Topic.Chat)

Dear Lord,

So far today, I am doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self indulgent.

I have not whined, complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.

I have not charged anything to my credit card.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that. Amen.