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You know you're a missionary kid (MK) when . . .

Mike's Funnies
  • You're an expert on the quality of airline travel.
  • You speak two languages but can't spell either.
  • You have a time zone map next to your telephone.
  • You have friends from or in 29 different countries.
  • Your life story uses the phrase "Then we went  to . . . " five or more times.
  • You never take anything for granted.
  • You send your family peanut butter and Kool-Aid for Christmas.
  • You watch National Geographic specials and recognize someone.
  • You see a movie set in a foreign country, and you know what the nationals are really saying into the camera.
  • You realize what a small world it is, after all.