| - If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
- If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
- If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
- If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
- If you get more e-mail than mail.
- If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
- If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (i.e., Olympic Dream Team I or II).
- If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
- If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
- If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
- If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
- If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
- If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
- If you go to Target more than 3 times a week.
- If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free, even though it sucks."
- If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
- If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
- If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
- If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
- If your social life consists of a date with the library.
- If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
- If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
- If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
- If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
- If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
- If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
- If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
- If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
- If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
- If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
- If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
- If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
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